Archive for the 'News' Category

Unsatisfied customer

Sunday, October 1st, 2006

Yeah, imma just light this on fire.

The world’s tallest dog

Sunday, October 1st, 2006

That is a great dane!

Reporter snow banked

Sunday, October 1st, 2006

She had just done said it be dangerous.

Hamster on a plane

Friday, September 29th, 2006

Mutha F!

Escaped hamster interrupts jet flight

Bear vs. trampoline

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

The Humane Society is unavailable at the moment.

Burglar betrayed by urge to play piano

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

I must play this now!!

Burglar betrayed by urge to play piano

RC car drift

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

America’s got talent.

Bill Clinton beats Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Oh no you did not say that I did not go after Bin Laden!

Vintage Barbie nabs thousands

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Vintage Barbie doll fetches thousands of dollars at auction

This must be the new thousand dollar Barbie expensive edition.

Vintage Barbie doll fetches thousands of dollars at auction

Thrown eggs can cause serious eye injury

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Thrown eggs can cause serious eye injury

The Incredible Edible Egg.

Thrown eggs can cause serious eye injury

Three-year-old buys pink convertible on Internet

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Three-year-old buys pink convertible on Internet

Kids like the Buy It Now.

Three-year-old buys pink convertible on Internet

Fox News reporter harassment

Monday, September 25th, 2006

I have a few dollar bills.

Fart streaker flubs news report

Monday, September 25th, 2006

OMG!

Man plummets 50 feet to grab missing $20

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Hell yeah.

Man plummets 50 feet to grab missing $20

First penis transplant reversed

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

It’s freakin’ swolen.

First penis transplant reversed

Panda bites man, man bites him back

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Panda bites man, man bites him back

Drunk man bites back at Gu Gu the panda.

Panda bites man, man bites him back

Thief accidentally turns himself in

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

An Italian thief drops cell phone during robbery, arranges meeting with the finder.

Thief accidentally turns himself in

Walking shark found

Monday, September 18th, 2006

I told you it was real.

Walking shark

Treasure trove of new marine species found

Pig withstands tasers, cops on U.S. 41

Monday, September 18th, 2006

It was placed in a blanket!

Pig withstands tasers, cops on U.S. 41

I killed a goat and it turned into my brother

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Why didn’t I think of this?

Murder suspect: Goat turned into corpse